time for dirty jokes. ^^
A husband and wife decided they needed to use ‘code’ to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
A husband and wife decided they needed to use ‘code’ to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, ‘Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter’. The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,
‘Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.’ The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, ‘Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.’The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,
‘Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.’
this one was told by my tutor:A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
ok, i'm so lazy to finish my halfway-done assignments...going to watch 2012 tmr... haha! bought tmr's ticket today... so gan jiong... lol.ko lien de veeiean cannot watch this week.. too bad lo.. who ask malaysia got few seats yet so many ppl wanna watch...but here cinemas in the city also all full... only in suburb ones still have.family day tmr.. O.ogood news, found out that funny HK friend is also Pisces. woohoo! eh, girls out there, leng zai nih.. XDpui ing, he is the one i wanna show u lah. don let CK know seng.. hua hua hua...
this one was told by my tutor:A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
‘Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ ok, i'm so lazy to finish my halfway-done assignments...going to watch 2012 tmr... haha! bought tmr's ticket today... so gan jiong... lol.ko lien de veeiean cannot watch this week.. too bad lo.. who ask malaysia got few seats yet so many ppl wanna watch...but here cinemas in the city also all full... only in suburb ones still have.family day tmr.. O.ogood news, found out that funny HK friend is also Pisces. woohoo! eh, girls out there, leng zai nih.. XDpui ing, he is the one i wanna show u lah. don let CK know seng.. hua hua hua...
to you:You are my sweetest downfallYour hair was long when we first met
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